An idea so crap, it can only have come from middle management
/dev/bollocks generates management bullshit whenever you need it.
Usage Example:
$ cat /dev/bollocks whiteboard cutting-edge solutions $
It is also something to which you can pipe information if you never want to see it again. eg
$ ./make.good.idea >/dev/bollocksmuch like /dev/null....in fact, exactly like /dev/null.
It's implemented as a Linux device driver, and consequently bloats your kernel totally unnecessarily - just like a real middle manager. A program that is so obviously something that should exist in userland, in the kernel. We have yet to find a way to make the program wear a suit, but this feature should be in the next release.
This has only been tested on 2.4- I have no idea whether it will work on earlier/later kernels. Frankly I don't really care either. If you care, then send me a patch.
Get the latest release (v1.2) here: bollocks.tar.gz
Stu said:
I wouldn't say I care that much, but I needed something to generate my status report for the week, so here you go: http://nosnilmot.com/patches/bollocks_kernel26.patchWhat a nice man.
There are currently a few other related projects underway. Firstly Dev::Bollocks for perl.
Alan Burlison has not only written a handy Java version for your mobile phone, but he's also working on Solaris 7/6/8/9/10 ports!
And now, leveraging the latest in Web 2.0 technologies, Alan brings you http://twitter.com/bollocks. Genius!
If you are working on a port or similar then please let me know.
If this fucks your system, then I don't want to know. Happy strategic planning.
See the file COPYING for licensing details.
Management bollocks vocabulary ruthlessly pilfered from dack.com. Go and see his site, he's the man.
Dave Rage kindly supplied spurt.pl to help put /dev/bollocks in your sig.