                                /dev/bollocks
                                  by Veghead
                 A middle-manager emulator for the Linux Kernel.

         An idea so crap, it can *only* have come from middle management.



/dev/bollocks generates management bullshit whenever you need it. 

Example:
$ cat /dev/bollocks
whiteboard cutting-edge solutions
$

It is also something to which you can pipe information if you never want to
see it again. eg
$ ./make.good.idea >/dev/bollocks
much like /dev/null....in fact, exactly like /dev/null.

It's implemented as a Linux device driver, and consequently bloats your 
kernel totally unnecessarily - just like a *real* middle manager.
A program that is so obviously something that should exist in userland, in
the kernel. We have yet to find a way to make the program wear a suit, but 
this feature should be in the next release.

Read the INSTALL file for details on installing this valueless utility.

This has only been tested on 2.4 - I have no idea whether it will work on 
earlier kernels. Frankly I don't really care either. If *you* care, then 
send me a patch.

If this fucks your system, then I don't want to know.
Happy strategic planning.


See the file COPYING for licensing details.

Management bollocks vocabulary ruthlessly pilfered from dack.com.
Go and see his site, he's the man:
http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html

/dev/bollocks homepage:
http://www.fatsquirrel.org/veghead/software/bollocks/

